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 Post subject: I threw my shoulder out. Excruciating pain.
PostPosted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 2:20 am 
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I wish there was a cool story to go along with my injury... But I was leaning on my arm while watching a movie. I heard a pop and my arm oddly moved. It didn't hurt until I stopped leaning on it, and almost passed out from the pain. I had to lie down because I was dizzy and about to puke. I'm normally good with pain, it was just that bad. Pretty fucking funny. Just thought I'd share.

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 2:43 am 
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That's a weird pic. anyway it's all red and shit now, I pressed on it and for some reason, without much pain, got dizzy and passed out for real this time. So I'ma call it a night I think.

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i've popped my shoulder out of my socket multiple times. i just usually do a big circle with my arm that pops it back in. it's sore, but i ain't no bitch about to pass out.

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 2:58 am 
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I popped my arm bone away from my wrist. I put it back in using surgery and a cast...

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i've popped my shoulder out of my socket multiple times. i just usually do a big circle with my arm that pops it back in. it's sore, but i ain't no bitch about to pass out.


Ok, G. I've had worse injuries. I don't know what it is making me feel so sick. Although I'd be quite surprised if you were in fact not a bitch about it.

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 3:09 am 
tell people you saved a little boy from getting hit by a bus and dived out of the way
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Actually I was going to say I stopped Muslims from blowing up the Statue of Liberty.

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Actually I was going to say I stopped Jews from blowing up the Statue of Liberty.


Much more believable.

You need to lay off on the soda and junk food. If your joints are shitting the bed while you're at rest, that's usually not a good sign. Weak ligaments.

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I'd drink more milk if she was serving it. :drool

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Jesus I see Stephen hitting on Barry then next thread down he's drooling over a chick, you are the worst gay guy I know.

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Jesus I see Stephen hitting on Barry then next thread down he's drooling over a chick, you are the worst gay guy I know.
What can I say? I keep all options on the table. :lol:

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If she is 18 I just want to suck on where the milk would be dispensed on her.

Edit: OK she is Hayden Panettiere

Then I definitely want some of that.

She's going to look 16 till she is 30 easy.

one of those Check ID girls you fear running into at a bar.

It's 3:11am I probably shouldn't be posting because I'll likely make a dumb post like I am right now.

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If she is 18 I just want to suck on where the milk would be dispensed on her.


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If she is 18 I just want to suck on where the milk would be dispensed on her.


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Damn I thought I had the opertunity to delete this post.

Stephen must have just logged on.



Surprise [quote] :facepalm:

Hayden is 19 now ok

What is said creepy but not illegal.

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I wouldn't say creepy just oddly worded.

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I wouldn't say creepy just oddly worded.


It's 3am I shouldn't be posting :rofl:

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It's 3am no one should be posting, well unless you're on the west coast then it's like 1 am. Oh and in Finland and Germany I guess it's close to noon so those people are off the hook, but yes you and I definitely shouldn't be posting.

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Well, I went to bed really early and woke up around 3.

It's only 10:36 in Germany. :lol:

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Well, I went to bed really early and woke up around 3.

It's only 10:36 in Germany. :lol:



Thanks for putting up with my frantic AIM session.

I, for a splitt second, thought I had said something seriously wrong.

I think I am the only human alive that second guesses as much as I do.

I gotta remind myself. New car+girlfriend= doing something right.

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It's 3am no one should be posting, well unless you're on the west coast then it's like 1 am. Oh and in Finland and Germany I guess it's close to noon so those people are off the hook, but yes you and I definitely shouldn't be posting.


3am here now Yay!!!

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I think I am the only human alive that second guesses as much as I do.


No, I do it as well. Just a lot faster, and I don't post it so other people think I'm wishy-washy... :D

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*is off the hook*

You know, with it being after noon and shit.


In other news, I need a job.

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acu2005 wrote:
It's 3am no one should be posting, well unless you're on the west coast then it's like 1 am. Oh and in Finland and Germany I guess it's close to noon so those people are off the hook, but yes you and I definitely shouldn't be posting.


3am here now Yay!!!

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I think I am the only human alive that second guesses as much as I do.


No, I do it as well. Just a lot faster, and I don't post it so other people think I'm wishy-washy... :D


My problem is if I try too hard I look obcessed. If I act like I don't care what others think like I have been told......................................................

I tend to look like a moron.

I'd like to be seen as smart in spite of Mr. ADD.(or Asperger syndrome as a former teacher of mine believes I have)

I have been called a moron in one form or another for the past 24 odd years and I'd like to be seen as smart for one moment in my life before the next 2 mile across or larger spacerock hits.

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It's 3am no one should be posting, well unless you're on the west coast then it's like 1 am. Oh and in Finland and Germany I guess it's close to noon so those people are off the hook, but yes you and I definitely shouldn't be posting.


3am here now Yay!!!

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I think I am the only human alive that second guesses as much as I do.


No, I do it as well. Just a lot faster, and I don't post it so other people think I'm wishy-washy... :D


My problem is if I try too hard I look obcessed. If I act like I don't care what others think like I have been told......................................................

I tend to look like a moron.

I'd like to be seen as smart in spite of Mr. ADD.(or Asperger syndrome as a former teacher of mine believes I have)

I have been called a moron in one form or another for the past 24 odd years and I'd like to be seen as smart for one moment in my life before the next 2 mile across or larger spacerock hits.


"I tend to look like a moron."

I assume this means that you are not a moron.
If you were, you probably wouldn't be making the statement.
It's like people who question their sanity: to be able to ask the question implies self-awareness and the concept of social interaction. Truly insane people tend to see only themselves.

I just looked up Asperger Syndrome. Sounds like BS to me, yet another excuse to make everyone appear equal when they are not, when life just doesn't work that way.

Be who you are as best as you can do it.
As for others, fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.
Works for me.
As long as I'm doing the best I can I don't obsess about others' expectations.
In fact, I tell them to fuck off.
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It's 3am no one should be posting, well unless you're on the west coast then it's like 1 am. Oh and in Finland and Germany I guess it's close to noon so those people are off the hook, but yes you and I definitely shouldn't be posting.


I'm in Germany AND I post well after 3 am.

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Well, I went to bed really early and woke up around 3.

It's only 10:36 in Germany. :lol:



Thanks for putting up with my frantic AIM session.

I, for a splitt second, thought I had said something seriously wrong.

I think I am the only human alive that second guesses as much as I do.

I gotta remind myself. New car+girlfriend= doing something right.


DS, if you were ever around me in person, some of the things i say would make you look normal. i have time to think before i post but IRL, no. i dont. ive been called psycho or sick-minded more times than i can count.


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Much more believable.

You need to lay off on the soda and junk food. If your joints are shitting the bed while you're at rest, that's usually not a good sign. Weak ligaments.


Actually my eating habits have been very poor. At the time this happened I had not eaten in at least 24 hours and I had three red bull yesterday. Could also explain the whole dizziness part. I may take your advice, I've never felt so old lol. But thank you for that.

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If she is 18 I just want to suck on where the milk would be dispensed on her.

Edit: OK she is Hayden Panettiere

Then I definitely want some of that.

She's going to look 16 till she is 30 easy.

one of those Check ID girls you fear running into at a bar.

It's 3:11am I probably shouldn't be posting because I'll likely make a dumb post like I am right now.


She looks like a bitch. Although, if it's her, she could be 14 and I'd still fuck her.

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In regards to the arm injury: this pleases me.


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